Where else to begin but at Brentford? Erik ten Hag’s reign as Manchester United began with defeat to Brighton, but this was far worse than anyone could have anticipated after that opening weekend disappointment.
United were insipid and inexcusable. Their midfield was swarmed as the Bees ran riot across the opening exchanges to cut apart the visitors and mount a four-goal lead at the half-time interval. It was fortunate the scoreline was not heavier. This was perhaps the club’s worst defeat of the Premier League era and one that will take some recovering from.
David de Gea was a disaster, his worst performance in more than a decade at Old Trafford. Lisandro Martinez was shambolic, Luke Shaw abysmal and Harry Maguire void again of any form of leadership.
Not one of the side who began the game can take any form of solace, on an afternoon where Ten Hag will have realised clearer than ever the names in the dressing room who will continually let him down. The problem, however, is whether he will be given the time or backing to attempt a turnaround.
It might be two games into his reign, but United are bottom of the Premier League and already in crisis.
An honourable mention goes to the touchline theatrics of Thomas Tuchel and Antonio Conte. A bad-tempered capital clash between Chelsea and Spurs ended with both managers sent off following the full-time whistle, as the two coaches figuratively – and almost literally – butted heads at Stamford Bridge.
The scenes might have been little more than handbags at dawn, but it feels as if the Premier League has been lacking a managerial rivalry with added spice of late.
Gabriel Jesus enjoyed a dream debut on home soil for Arsenal this weekend, with the forward involved in all four goals as the Gunners beat Leicester 4-2 at the Emirates.
Jesus has shone since swapping Manchester City for a more prominent role in north London, following a fine pre-season campaign with two strong outings in the opening weeks of the Premier League season.
Against the Foxes he was outstanding, opening the scoring with a brilliant improvised finish before showcasing his poacher’s instinct to head home a second from close range.
Gabriel Jesus with two goals and two assists in his first Premier League match at The Emirates.
Jesus could, and should, have had more goals, but he added two assists in an all-round performance that will continue to increase the optimism around Arsenal.
His combinations with Gabriel Martinelli were also encouraging and back-to-back wins to start the season have a Jesus-led Arsenal dreaming of ending their Champions League exile.
Goal of the Week
The credentials of Kalidou Koulibaly were well known upon his arrival at Chelsea. An imposing central defender with presence and leadership, he had been regularly linked with the Premier League before completing a move to west London this summer.
Not quite as anticipated were sublime goals, but the 31-year-old opened his account for Chelsea in stunning style this weekend.
Koulibaly met Marc Cucurella’s corner flush on the volley as the summer signings combined to open the scoring against Spurs, with the new fan favourite keen to soak in the celebrations at Stamford Bridge.